"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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