I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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