His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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