Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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