Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Bring me that man meat
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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