That's intense
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I came so hard my ears popped.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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