My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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