Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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