i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
