Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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