do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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