Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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