I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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