normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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