I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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