Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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