This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Randomize
