When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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