You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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