is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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