Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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