it wasn't lemon gatorade
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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