He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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