Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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