I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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