hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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