White coat. Heels.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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