Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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