i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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