he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He has the fingertips of a God
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