i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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