So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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