Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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