You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You can't special order awesome
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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