I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm at about main and main street
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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