My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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