i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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