as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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