Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just want nice things and good sex
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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