She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you win again, gameday.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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