they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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