"it" just moved
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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