**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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