That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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