this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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