What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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