This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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