smell my finger.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm at about main and main street
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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