med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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