how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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