How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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