Sry I called you an 8
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
