the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
