I understand Curling. That high.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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