Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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