Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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