Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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