ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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